When the love of your life, a girl who claims she’s straight and can’t be with you, tells you she has a girlfriend. 

I meet you at the front door as soon as you get home in a silky little robe and nothing else. I start kissing you as soon as you get inside. I pull you into the bathroom and turn on the shower. While it’s getting warm, I start kissing you more, pressing my body against yours. I pull away and you can see my nipples hard through the thin silky fabric. I take off your shirt. Then your pants. Then, I slowly untie my robe and drop it to the floor as I pull you into the shower. I pull our bodies close to each other and wrap my leg around your waist. As our bodies are rubbing against each other, I feel you getting harder and harder. I through my head back and you kiss my neck, then the center of my chest. You then slowly move your lips over to my nipple. As you suck on my nipple, I can feel myself starting to get soaking wet. I let out a moan and I feel you getting completely hard against my leg. You lift me up and throw me against the shower wall. Then, you enter me slowly and I can feel every inch of your cock moving inside of me as  you move slowly in and out. After a while I can’t take it slowly anymore. I scratch at your back and pull your hips into mine. You start thrusting as hard as you can making me scream every time! I push you back off of me and get down on my knees. I take you in my mouth and move my head slowly at first and then faster and faster! You grab my hair and pull me back. Then you lift me up and I wrap my legs around you. You set me down on the edge of the tub and you spread my legs. You kiss up my leg and then both sides of my hips. Then, as you stink your tongue inside me, you feel me instantly get wetter as I moan softly. As you move your tongue against my clit I scratch at you back! I just have to have you inside me again! I pull you up and wrap my legs around you again, pushing my body against yours with all the force I have. I want you inside me so badly i bite your shoulder then scream your name! At the sound of me screaming your name, you pull me to you so hard and pick me up again. You carry me into your room and throw me down on the bed. You push my knees to my chest and I feel your heard cock in my wet pussy. I scream and beg you to go faster. I feel my whole body tingle and as I start to finish I scream your name again! At the sound of how much you’re pleasuring me, you start to get close! Then, as you feel me cum all over your hard dick, you cum inside me!

Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

BUT:

most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week

i said it

I’m a really nice person. Seriously! That’s why boys like me. =)

But I will destroy you if you mess with me. 

Back the fuck off. 

Ex’s are like yeast. If you leave out a boring out sandwich and infect it with yeast, it’s going to rot. But, you need yeast to create good wine. Girl, he’s like good wine. Your nasty, yeasty self just made him a better person for me. There’s nothing “leftover” about it. You were simply the yeast that turned boring old grape juice until classy, delicious wine. Shut the fuck up bitch.